Egypt

DOTTED ABOUT EGYPT Tourism – the number of impressions per unit time • Nature loves balance. Znalosti and the monotony of the desert landscape, as would be compensated by the beauty of the underwater world – a variety of colours and diversity of fish, algae, corals, turquoise tinges of the red sea. • Being in Africa, as well as possible understand the popular expression "Naked in Africa to let". Apparently, this is solely the punishment: to be unprotected under the hot sun of Africa. You need to dress up, at least in order not to feel the potatoes in the pan, and to be "potatoes". • Scams African tourism. Among the proposed tour entertainment – boat trip to the exotic Islands of the red sea. The cost of walking is regulated by the residence time of the tourists in the sun on the high seas. The organizers of the walk to save diesel fuel for their boats, swam three times from different sides to the same island. Save tourists the illusion of a sea voyage (for which fee is taken and accordingly, considerable) help of fictional names of the three Islands, signs are installed in places of mooring. To refute such a "geography" overdone the sun tour has not yet succeeded. • Africa. The abundance of multinational tourist dialect. Surprised by the ability of local merchants-Egyptians to keep up a conversation with tourists-customers of any country. The Arab showed the clothes of bathing women-Egyptian women. At first glance, a very difficult outfit covering the whole body except that person, hands and feet anything unprotected was not. Would be better if she didn't swim at all, because to feel like a wet hen and in any clothes, not changing clothes in such bathing. Actually, what they sometimes do. • About the cops. Noteworthy their helpfulness – will take the child across the street, help the old lady. • About the roads. Could the Russian traffic police officer working on the African highways? Why not, there day longer. Alas, it is unlikely, because there is competition it will be radars, mounted on each road sign. And whatever desert desert, road signs in it enough. • On women and marriage. The Arabs joke that, taking to wife Arab woman, they one time before the wedding must pay a dowry, which, depending on her beauty can be quite significant. Marrying a Russian, an Arab pays nothing, but in turn, he was doomed to pay for her whims and caprices every day. Morality: for women to save – a more expensive. Glossary tourist • "Arabica" – not just brown coffee beans, but the type of tan African. • Arab youth, optimism, brown eyes, long eyelashes, friendliness, cheerfulness. And why would they not be happy? • Camel – tripod for taking pictures of tourist. • All-inclusive – ringed hand bracelet tourist bound to offer opportunities at: to eat, to use a beach towel and sun lounger, take a dip in the pool, drink soft drinks, and ...to pay for everything else. • Diving in Africa – time to dive from the scorching sun in the shade of the shop with the saving conditioning. • "As in Africa". Often in everyday life we use for convincing phrase: "...- it and in Africa ...". Being in Africa at this particularly satisfied. Indeed in Africa, as in Africa – and that here to be surprised. • The horn. Why in the car to signal, you know, just being on the streets of African cities, where it is repeatedly, podshivalova each other and pedestrians, reckless drivers of cars speeding down the Arab heat. • Coral reefs – the Museum of natural beauty. • Red sea - the ride of life harmony. • European vacation (stages): - bashful white; - painful redness; - "charring", exelusive; - "now all OK"; - and, finally, sunburn everything that was left. • Desert – a big dump of sand. • Fun. The ad hotel for tourists: "Night club every day". • Tales of the red sea – their own experience, earlier seen through the eyes of Jacques-Yves Cousteau. • Convulsions (mobile). So from the look of "business" people, who arrived to the flight in the airport, but still not allowed out of the hands of your mobile team "upravljalci". • Tourist hub of sunlight until the sunburn. • Ducat is the best calling card Russian. Somehow, trying to ward off the very pesky local resident who tried to barter for designer watches, I said I would not sell him a watch for any currency, only a gold piece. Then, puzzled, he surrendered. In Egypt, the garrulous Egyptian coin given away to sellers as a sign of making good, in their opinion, buy. "Elena, Natasha, Jura, charity, Hope, ..." - listed as the denomination of the coin left in the shops of Hurghada. • Buffet – diet on vacation. Sergey STEPANOV More